Avocado Seed Dressing

Avocado Seed Superfood Dressing Recipe


  • Avocado Seeds - 2
  • Avocado - 2
  • Olive Oil - 1/4 Cup
  • Incan Spirulina, by Raw Revelations - 1 Teaspoon
  • Tumeric - 1-2 peanut sized pieces
  • Lime - 1, Squeezed
  • Onion- 1 Dash
  • Black Sesame Seeds - 1 Tablespoon
  • Sesame Tahini - 1 Teaspoon
  • Cucumber - 1, Sliced
  • Cold Brewed Chaga Tea - 1 Cup 
  • Gaupinal - 1 Teaspoon
  • Dulse Flakes - 1 Teaspoon
  • Sea Salt - 1/2 Teaspoon
  • Black Pepper- 1 Pinch, to activate the tumeric 

Directions: Combine ingredients slowly in Vitamix (or any blender/food processor) and blend together. Vary the amount of oil/tea/water until you reach a smooth creamy consistency

Multi purpose dip/spread. Can be used as a salad dressing, a bread dipping sauce/spread, on nori wraps, in sandwich wraps, a dollop in soups, etc. Store extra in a glass container in the refrigerator.


Recipe via Ryan Quintana @Aldabaran96 

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Dive In

Blessings! Happy Aquarian full moon. Aquarius is the water bearer & rules the galactic higher mind. Perfect for our August theme “dive in”.

I’m here in Oregon for this moon cycle with my beloved & my daughters. In April I was living in an apartment on the beach in Quintana Roo Mexico, just outside of Tulum. Universe guided me to check on my bus in Grass Valley. She had been our home for 2 years & I had left her there for four months while I filmed for oneOeight in Seattle, led teacher training in Costa Rica, led a retreat in Tulum and posted up in Tulum after a missed flight at the end of the budget.

Anyway, I felt I had to go back to cold Grass Valley because the bus could have been ridden with mold. She wasn’t. One cupboard had a tiny bit. Upon arrival, it was very obvious that our co-parenting friendship wasn’t going to flow in that bus anymore. My assistant (iISY goddess Paizley) drove me to LA to pick up the lotus belle that had been gifted to me a year before but I never had a way to get. So I pitched that shit. In a field 200 feet from the bus. One week later I was handing the hose to the temporary gardener, my acquaintance of 6 years, Ryan Quintana. Blast off. It literally felt like a planet exploded between us that moment at the hose. It felt like Saturn’s rings expanding from the mid-point between us. The energy was unreal. I haven’t felt anything like that before, this energy was coming from US, together.

It was ON. We got the blessings from the babes dad too and it all felt so fated. We drove to Utah together to visit my mum and when he didn’t come to the jungle with me to alchemize the goddesses on my training I felt so sad and thought maybe it wasn’t right after all. I saw something on Instagram that day that read “indecision is the decision” and I felt like we probably weren’t right or we would have chosen to be together. My journey alone in the jungle with two young girls was full of emotion. We had that powerful new moon in Cancer & alongside missing the love, I was being totally blessed up by spirit right and left. Our collective dream even manifested a castle! Mine and Ryan’s love was growing in the psychic realm each day that passed. He is my muse. After the training I left the castle to be with him. My original plan was to stay there until September. It is the home of my heart! It seemed crazy and took me many weeks to make the decision to leave my personal paradise manifestation and DIVE IN to love, family, and the Pacific Northwest! The cabin we live in was basically a storage unit for 3 years and doesn’t have power yet! Our first moon cycle together has been full of challenges but the love keeps blossoming each day. It’s SO scary to share this. Who knows what will happen! I get embarrassed easily, Aries does. I just feel really clear about this next bit and is the reason I feel aligned with pressing send.

You can dive! Whatever it is, universe is going to support you with what you need. It might not work out, but follow your heart and trust the experience is for you, designed by you. Lately I feel more and more stoked to invite in anything that universe is offering. For years I pushed it all away but now I realize I need these teachings, these contrasts. During my training I was talking to my man long distance and producing for Instagram and a little bit for Snapchat, plus teaching 6 am -6 pm and being a mama (with help). There wasn’t that much time for my own inner gaze. I can always find it at night or early in the morning but I know my soul called in this current isolation situation to decompress. I have been cooking on the wood burning stove, even for hot water! My phone is always dead so I really can’t produce and the kids can’t watch a movie so they are using imagination in nature if we are at home, solamente. Our love Quintana has been blasting us with powerful nature and this photo was taken after we scaled a mountain with the babes to get down to the dope spot. He is a rock climber. Seriously. I recommend these! His chest feels like home to me. Send us your blessings and come activate with us in Oregon this September (offering coming soon) or in Bali this fall/winter, or in Costa Rica in February. He speaks fluent Spanish so I’m really excited to be down there with protection. It’s been quite the challenge for me down there not fluent in Spanish. Ok, now I feel like my blog is just a love note to my sweetheart.

I love all of you tribe. I love the parts of you that you hide. I love the parts of you that cry or scream or pop off. I want you to trust in what is happening and even if it feels like shit I want you to open yourself to receive the messages from your highest guides. I am here to share that everything that happens to us is for us, designed by us, to activate us, heal us & through devastation, rip apart our hearts to become a reservoir to hold more love. I hope my message translates!

Start with what you have and DIVE! Live life without fear. Tell yourself “it’s all happening, life is happening, I am supported” then GIVE THANKS before you receive the wisdom, the blessings or the needs met. Dive in and swim deep my loves. Everything you experience or uncover is absolutely perfect and so are you. I will be diving into my third eye this full moon with my activated high-vibrational fire, earth match. I will be sending you strength from the outer realms.

I will be diving into my third eye this full moon with my activated, high vibrational, fire-earth match.

Stay sexy baes

I love u endless


Darkness - Duality - Light


the OG is gonna lay down some
sh!t. lol.
no mud no lotus.
the stinkier the sh!t the more beautiful the flowers.

The darkness is the duality to the light. The seed must first be planted in fertile darkness and be buried very deep down in there, germinating and taking root in order to eventually seek out the light. Basically, when we root to the darkness and become awake to our shadow we can rise and grow and blossom while keeping our firm footing deep in the soil of Mother Earth.

You see, we are the light, we are the dark, we are the darkest of starry night skies. we are thousands of endless miles of mystery and depth and shadow. There is nothing to fear, this magick, this darkness. The darkness is what makes the light be anything at all. without it there is no contrast.

Once I was lost in an emotionally abusive relationship. This person thought I was a failure and this person felt sorry that I took up so much space on this earth. I was told I was fat, needed to be different than I was and simultaneously this person thought I was better than others based on how I looked. I focused on creating an outer image that I thought was what would help me become free. It was all a trap. I was mentally trapped. When I started to wake up from this abuse I was in Jail. I remember calling the man I was dating and living with from jail, my one phone call, the man who had put all of my possessions out on the sidewalk, so when I got home we got in a fight about it, and a neighbor called the police. I remember he picked me up by my ears and lifted my body up squeezing my head really hard. He threw me against the wall and when I fought back with a bite things escalated in noise and energy. When the cops came I sat quiet as he told lies to them. I guess I didn’t have the strength at that point to even stick up for myself.

The silent handcuffed ride to the police station really hurt my wrists. I called him from Jail. I told him I loved him and would he please come and get me out of there. I was scared. He never came. My parents left me in there too. I remember my mother saying if I wanted to do that Yoga teacher training I had to choose bail or teacher training. The bail was set at 3k. It was my girlfriend Kara that finally pressured him to get me out. She had seen bruises on my arms once 6 months before and when she asked I told her that he had grabbed me hard. When I was in jail that time I wrote myself a letter. The spirit of this universe channeled through me that I was put in jail to finally wake up from this emotional abuse. To wake up from the illusions I was living and take action. I was to free myself from myself.

You see, I was the abuser. I was the one who was abusive to me. If you are letting ANYONE treat you badly it is only a reflection of WHAT YOU THINK OF YOURSELF. Why do we think these things about ourselves? I’m unworthy, I’m fat, I’m not smart enough or pretty enough or rich enough. Who taught us all of these thoughts? The man that I was dating was addicted to some high strength pain medication, alcohol, cigarettes and he was a casual cocaine user. I didn’t even know about that until years later. He had seemed so great when we met. Ancient Karma. Truth was I was in a desperate place and he was the latest reflection of what I thought of myself based on these teachings that I now know come from the system put in place to inoculate and control me since birth.  

I was in court for 2 months with a free lawyer appointed by the state. The state was the one pressing charges. It was my siSTAR Kara testifying in court to the previous bruises that finally cleared the charges. I even had pictures of the day I went to jail, covered in black and blue bruises, he wasn’t pressing charges, California was. I got see firsthand the sickness in that system. Nobody cared about me in there. The administration was cold and my tears were wasted. In the end I was vindicated and I moved on with life. I am grateful for that dark and scary experience but it taught me many things. One thing I didn’t learn until years later is that IT TAKES TWO TO FIGHT. You can always leave any situation. Just walk away. Get outta there. WALK AWAY FROM NEGATIVE ENERGY! YOU DON’T OWE THAT PERSON ANYTHING. Walk towards the light and stay there until the energy has shifted. It also taught me that family is ancient Karma and we cannot value ourselves based on what our family thinks of us, only WE KNOW THE TRUTH DEEP INSIDE.

Another lesson was, be kind to womyn, you never know when you are gonna need your sister, and your sisters got your back! It also taught me not to move in with men quickly, and if it starts dramatically it will probably end that way. It taught me that everything happens for a reason.

Since my deeper souls work and destiny is to work with victims of domestic violence and sexual exploitation, I had to go through these portals in order to understand how they happen. How do beautiful girls with all the potential in the world end up with so much trauma, pain and sadness in their lives? I found the answer. It’s kinda complicated. It has to do with HERSTORY and the programming of the divine feminine. That is another post altogether. Recently in a hotel in Mexico I woke up to a womyn's voice above me screaming “help me! someone help me!” there were crashes and bangs and it was almost 5 am, she was waking up the whole hotel. It eerily reminded me of my past. I wanted to run to her. Later she was literally picking up clothing that he had thrown off the balcony, right outside my window. I looked into her eyes and told her not to let anyone treat her badly ever again. To get up and walk away. To walk towards the first womyn she sees and ask for help. I don’t know if anyone will help her next time but maybe you will be the one, maybe you will have read this story and your heart will open up to her cries.

My friend Kara is also the one who told me about the yoga teacher training program called White Lotus Foundation. I began my training 5 months later. It’s been over a decade since then. I now lead empowerment retreats & workshops globally. My school of consciousness called Infinite Source Yoga is a lifestyle school that will deprogram your mind, empower your physical body and awaken your spirit like NO OTHER TRAINING OF ITS KIND. I will never forget the way my BIRCH Kara had my back. She was scared to speak out because her then husband was friends with my abuser but she did anyways. Thank you Kara.

I will never forget the stupidity of the system and how many people are fighting a pointless fight in court right now when they need to be swimming in a warm ocean and stretching their beautiful bodies, possibly even naked in the sand.

Most people in the system are broken from their youth and need an ISY empowerment training and healing retreat lifestyle. This is the truth. We all deserve the light. I went thru many more dark portals before and after this experience. I am the strongest womyn I know. I am learning to become soft again after years and years of building a wall of protection around myself and fighting to survive. I birthed two amazing children, one on my own in the privacy of my treehouse in the forest in a pool of water. I do believe all of my dark portals have created a light werker that is powerful and here to help lead the divine feminine to victory. I believe in myself because I had to.

Please consider beginning this journey toward the truth of your soul, before you attract the negative energy on the outside that is swirling in your head. Know that you are perfect AS YOU ARE, with all of your “flaws” and Great Mystery APPROVES OF YOU EVEN IF YOU DO NOTHING BUT BREATHE ALL DAY LONG. Start the journey towards love and acceptance of yourself. Let your past EMPOWER you to discern and create light rooted in the darkness of fertile soul. On March 23rd for this lunar eclipse full Moon in Virgo, the sign of healing and the Goddess, it is the perfect time to release any limiting beliefs about yourself, time to let go of any and all old ideas about who you are. To release old pain and transcend into truth consciousness. YOU ARE A DIVINE BEING capable of creating worlds. Value yourself and your outer world will slowly shift to represent these changes.

Continue to harness your creative power by THINKING LIGHT THOUGHTS & watch in amazement and the universe conspires to align your desires. Keep inhaling the divine love of all light, in through your nose and exhaling out what no longer serves. We make it true when we talk about it so clean up your story. If it’s not empowering you it’s time to let it go! We become what we look at and think. We are what we eat. Pay attention to what is ready to be released and what is being birthed by you. Your dark and your light are necessary components to your whole. You got this video game called life. Close your eyes to really see and navigate the inner space of your being with the brightest light available to us all, the infinite breath.

I love you



This blog was originally posted on oneOeight.tv


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Cancion De Corazon


28 day Teacher Training and Activation


July 3-31, 2016


Frente la Playa Juanito Mora,

Agujas, Costa Rica

It is a 20 minute drive to the house from Puerto Jimenez Airport 

Blessings sweet angels of the truth. We have changed the location to a divine property directly on the beach! We were taking so many taxis to the beach this last training that my heart new we needed to search for a new home. My spirit is soaring from the divine arrangements and the process that created this as our new reality. I almost changed the trainings name to TRUST SPIRIT because of it. We are now so blessed to be holding this journey at a very simple home in secluded nature, directly on the beach with NO WIFI. My spirit also new that our true training does not include wifi but because the last location had it radiating 24hrs a day there was no escaping it. 


This is a comprehensive 200 hour training in the jungle, on the beach!

You will train to become an Infinite Source Yoga instructor and if that is not your desire you will blast off into activated status. Heal from dis-ease. Heal from mental programming. Unwind from years of stress. Truth consciousness is simple when we return to the church of MOTHER EARTH.

If teaching yoga is your journey you will teach for 6 months to one year post-training, writing to me directly about each experience. Certification is not guaranteed but likely if you complete the training and the post training assignment. Guaranteed is certification of completion but you have to actually care and be invested in spreading the messages of pachamama to become an ISY instructor. We will have assistants from our last training helping us here!

This training includes a 7 day Raw cleanse.

The food will be healthy and mostly raw with a few cooked protein options. You will learn how to feed yourself for an activated life. ALL 11 of our last trainees lost weight and gained a GLOWING aura from the food and jungle activation. The last training re-confirmed to me that FOOD IS LIFE and we MUST HARNESS THIS POWER and understand the truth of our digestive OJAS! This experience will be like a reset button for your entire body, mind and spirit.

Bring your own tent or we can purchase one for your for $100 extra. Your mattress for inside the tent is included.

 For more information and to apply please email


pura vida



Magical ocean blessings 


Feb 2016!

Jungle Mama Trekkin 

Raw dinner sample for the week long cleanse

waterfalls in abundance PURA VIDA!


Apply now to reserve your spot! 

love you so much!

your shakti spirit led sourceress,


and the ISY crew!





FEB 3-23 2016

at E.D.E.N

Environment for Devine Evolution with Nature

 in Uvita Costa Rica

200 Hour Teacher Training

certified by Infinite Source Yoga and Ashley Tara Albrand.

We are blessed and excited to be hosting our 2nd annual Infinite Source Yoga teacher training in the exquisite eco paradise, E.D.E.N environment for devine evolution with nature.  Last year Ashley discovered this hidden gem and became friends with Patrick the owner. His skill, knowledge and love for the Earth mother facilitated fast friendship and the dream of doing trainings here was born. Ashley had such a cleansing, healing and transformational experience she knew from day 3 that the prana was unlike any other natural setting she had found. From the lush and perfect greenery, to the brain cleansing frog song at nite, The Garden of Eden's magic is captivating and true. The property is across the "street" from a HUGE and gorgeous waterfall that costs 2$ to visit. Its also about a 4 minute drive to the Envision Festival which begins on the Full moon Feb 24th, John Benedict's (our fascia and astrology expert) birthday. If you can stay for the festival and finish our training with a community experience magic will be had!

Our training begins on Feb 3 2016 and it is a camping experience. Ashley knows the truth of spirit and the healing that happens when we sleep on the earth. We can provide bedding for a small fee or you can be creative and bring your own. Tents can be purchased in January by Ashley in Costa Rica or you can bring your own. The training requires a six month "in the field" teaching assignment to achieve the Infinite Source Yoga certificate. You will need to offer privates or group classes and write a small paragraph about your teaching experience. We like to stay connected to our teachers and help them during the delicate phase of starting out. If you need any help during this six month time we are here to serve! Your follow through will represent Infinite Source Yoga well! A graduate program will be available for those who complete this training. 

Expect to transform your consciousness with this training. Understand universal truths that have been hidden from the masses and peek into a world thats available to only the willing. 

Our training will include,

all teachings

course manuel 

camping at the garden of eden

one week raw cleanse

all food and beverage for 21 days 

If you are already a teacher and are wanting to deepen your understanding of yoga and consciousness, this training is also a match for you. We are so thrilled to be bringing John Benedict, a master of structural integration (myofascial healing) his 35 years of healing is an infinite well of knowledge and not one yogi will go home unchanged because of his thumbs of divinity. We are blessed to have Drew Broadrick and his "tetra music school" as a part of our training. Learning to harmonize with the universe is an integral part of the Infinite Source Yoga lifestyle. This activation is for ALL LEVELS. You do not need yoga "skills" to be an infinite source yoga teacher, you just need heart, breath and a hunger for truth and equality. Or a desire to understand what that is! 

To apply please email 

srimklimsrim@gmail.com .

The property is not a commercial establishment so it doesn't have a website to view... thats how unspoiled it is! We will be living in alignment with the Infinite Source AND we will have acsess to wifi.... this is VERY rare!

if you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask! Please act fast if you are desiring this activation it is almost sold out, thank you spirit! 

loving you all!



A few photos from "camp trapiche" The top of the property at E.D.E.N where Ashley and her babies sourced the infinite last February!

I'm hoping to GLAMP this area up when i get there in Jan... think mosquito netting....

this is where we will wash dishes and make meals and have our fire! 

The view from camp trapiche

our house

in time with the lotus flowers....

The Womb Web

There is an energy inside of your womb. It’s a divine network that is interconnected to all the divine wombyn in this universe. If you pray to this womb web in alignment with your destiny, your dreams will come true. If you honor this beautiful energy inside of you, you will be honoring all the divine Goddesses on this planet.

For many years I have worked in the commercial yoga industry. I prayed and prayed to the spirits of this universe to help me get out onto the world stage so that I could make something of my life and also to help illuminate the consciousness of the wombyn. For years I felt totally blocked in this mission to be seen. I could get a group to follow me to India or Jamaica or Bali but to get a corporation to recognize me and see me as valuable was impossible. I saw younger yogi fans of mine having major success and thought “I am too hippy or too conscious “ to be part of the teaching community that was teaching to thousands. I wanted to get out there but nothing I tried was getting me “out” anywhere. Go for it! Ask for what you need! These are the things the world tells us when wanting to achieve our innermost goals. It seemed if I tried, the harder the rejection came.

It was 2013 when I had my second baby. I chose a sovereign pregnancy and birth because of what I had learned in my first pregnancy and birth. I had so many experiences regarding trust at this point that delivering my own baby actually wasn’t that challenging. During this second pregnancy is when the universe told me about this womb web. I began downloading so much about the divine feminine and her pain during my first birth and the healing that came after, but this womb web stuff was new to me. Spirit told me that all the divine goddesses on this planet were working together to heal and birth the new earth. That it is an underground network that is here to provide for any wombyn who also wants to heal this planet and themselves from thousands of lifetimes of dominator-patriarchal control. Some of the ways we can enhance our womb majick are, giving our blood to the Earth when we release our monthly moon medicine, meditation with our hands placed in downward facing triangle (ancient symbol for the yoniverse) over the 2nd chakra where our womb is located and also plant medicines that enhance the feminine energies so we can tune into this sacred Ida Nadi intelligence. 

I have had a few experiences with this womb web that blow my own mind and one of them I will briefly share because of who we are both know. Last year I was in Costa Rica teaching some Infinite Source Yoga on a friend’s retreat. I knew the Envision festival was coming up and it was working my emotions to be near it, I had tried to become a teacher at that festival for many years with no success (as always lol) I started placing my hands on my womb and asking the womb web to help me get to that festival so that my children could have a consciousness expanding experience in the jungle that included like minded nature loving families. I didn’t ask for anything but a way to get there. I had a very small budget for my travels and didn’t think I could even afford a ticket. My friend Rachel Brathen was teaching at the festival and so I asked her if she knew a way for me to be involved. I have no clue if Rachel knows about the womb web but what happened next floored me. NOBODY HAS EVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS FOR ME IN 10 YEARS OF TEACHING COMMERCIALLY AND TRUST ME I HAVE ASKED. She wrote the festival. She said ONE OF HER FRIENDS & TEACHERS (trust me again it takes some serious non-egoic love energy for a yoga teacher to say that in this commercial world) was in Costa Rica and wants to be a part of the festival, and if there was anything they could do to have me ON AS A PRESENTOR. And just like that the magick of the universe was real and my name was on the fucking website!!!! I got to teach alongside Rachel and Meghan Currie and Kaypacha (another amazing teacher of mine) it was BEYOND a dream come true. I met students from all over the globe and healed my own wounds of not feeling connected to the group or seen as a teacher of so many years. It was emotional and healing and orgasmic all in one. I will never forget that experience as long as I live. I did send Rachel a note, I did pray for years and years and worked hard for a decade to deserve the honor but I’m telling YOU the womb web is where you want to be offering your prayers to the Goddess because its OTHER WOMBYN who are going to help you and connect you in the ways that are specific for your dharma.

Also, if your feeling stuck in your spiritual practice and provided for, I urge you to place your hands on your womb and send the energy of assistance to the Goddesses that are seeking help. Open up your energy field for giving and you will connect with the people you need for your own ascension. I have many more mind- blowing womb- web connection stories that I will save for future writings. I am not sure I really am able to relay the magick of being a teacher at a festival that you have wanted to teach at since its inception, or the beauty of a friend going out on a limb for me. Prayers are answered in their own time and in alignment with truth energy. Keep your prayer, keep your faith and open up your 2nd chakra energy field for communication and healing with your chosen family, your tribe. The womb web is REAL and we are all in this together.

Sending love and healing ASH

This blog was originally posted on oneOeight.tv

infinite source tulum retreat




MARCH 9-15 2015

New Moon Magick



Dance! Sweat! Pray! LIVE!

We will gather in the infinite turquoise waters of Tulum to source the infinite energy! At Amansala, where we can enjoy a Mayan clay ritual or temescal sweat lodge! Our beachfront yoga shala will provide the perfect learning environment for our signature practices of Myofascial Release, The Rmdy, (roots medical dance yoga) and of course our healing tantric practices of Infinite Source Yoga.  Any body pain? GREAT! join us and learn how to ERASE IT! Feel the best you have felt in your life by understanding your pain and how to transform it. Come sweat and detox this spring with the therapeutic and completely UNIQUE practices of Infinite Source Yoga. Prices are based on shared rooms. They do have a few private rooms available but the cost difference is significant. Please see our paypal options below.

Typical sample schedule

6:45 am sunrise meditation and pranayama with Ashley Albrand

7:30-8 am hot beverages, fruit, granola, ect.

8:15-10:30 Infinite Source Yoga with Ashley Albrand

10:30 Brunch and free time

1 pm optional off site adventure like isla mujeres or ancient temple site

2 pm Lunchtime/relax/swim/feel

4:30-sunset Infinite Source Yoga including group myofascial healing and voxasana our signature musical activation with Drew Broadrick

6:30 Dinner

8 -stargazing and sourcing the infinite or private healings with Ashley or Drew or group music or group tantra.

schedule will be slightly different each day and in alignment with the energies of the moon.

How do I get to Amansala?

Early Bird Price $1800 shared room ends JAN 24 2016.

after Jan 24th 2,200 Shared Room.

Private Rooms 2,800-3,200 please ask for suite prices in an


. serious inquires only.

email srimklimsrim@gmail.com with questions and please if you sign up, drop us an


with your name, introducing yourself so we can set you up with your room at amansala. If you have room specifics, start with making the deposit of 1k.

with love




payment options

deposit $1,000.00 USD

balance $800.00 USD

in full $1,800.00 USD

private room $2,808.00 USD


payment options

deposit $1,000.00 USD

balance $1,200.00 USD

in full (shared) $2,200.00 USD

Shared King Sea View $2,700.00 USD

Private King Sea View $3,308.00 USD

There are no refunds. Please purchase trip insurance & purchase at your own risk.

my experience at Envision festival 2015!

Envision a healing 

And it will arrive.

I promised a blog after the incredible experience of  teaching at The Envision festival in the jungle of Costa Rica! So "Mars in Taurus" of me for it to take more than 2 months so be inspired to get techy. Venus came into Gemini which I also have in my chart so I feel communicating about the earth to the  wombyn is being supported by the spirit!

Upon arrival to the festival we met Meghan Currie for the first time and immediately vibed high. We had an amazing dinner together and that night we shared space outside my tent surrounded by seashells and candles. We spoke intimately and I fell in love.

I was blessed by Rachel Brathen to be given this opportunity to teach as she wrote the Envision people, suggesting I was one of her friends and

teachers (

takes a strong woman to honor another teacher in this way... She is truth) and that I was already in Costa Rica so they should have me teach at the festival! Wow! That was so kind Rachel! The classes were prayerful and spiritually fulfilling. I felt zero pressure to conform and I could really let spirit speak. I will never forget the kindness extended to me by Rachel, for this opportunity. Biggest Namaha! 

The girls had a beautiful time with the other children, we love sleeping on the Earth and waking up to friends and sunshine. Eating fruit with goddess tribe under the palm trees feels so right. I have always wanted to be on the festival circuit and even more so now with the children. I love the complex social structures children form when given the outlet and space to do so. The tiny tribe fascinates me. Rachel's class at the festival was amazing and Meghan's too! I loved Sofia and especially my main man


who I ran into 4 auspicious times! Once at sunset, where we hugged and planned a retreat together for this December. Constant pinching and it's still happening!

The weekend was especially healing for me because I have taught for so many years and really hadn't been honored the way the sisters honored me here. Infinite source yoga taught at it's first international festival and it happened to be in my favorite element, the jungle! Of course there were parts of the experience that weren't blissful but learning curves. I hurt my knee a little the last day, so symbolic!!! Teaching with an injured knee might normally be scene as a disadvantage but the moon in cancer that day (and my moon in cancer) and the injury helped me tap into the deeper wisdom I have learned through healing my knee from 2 surgeries. The small injury took me into my third eye and heart and truth in a deeper way that wasn't present the day before. I stayed in my tent that morning, had a cry and deeply myofascialed my thigh muscle to release the pain. I used noni plant tincture (ice tree) to reduce inflammation and felt really grateful for my usually happy knees. My voice came thru more because my body felt limited. The hidden blessings of injury are always there when I feel more closely. I really felt loved and supported by the yogis of the world this weekend. I watched gorgeous tribe people commune with each other. I felt the jungle and the rich soil of Costa Rica dancing in my cells, mama ocean rippling through my fear. All the humans that made contact with my being that weekend, I bow infinitely to you. I love you! 

The last night, I was missing their dad after 9 weeks of contemplating our relationship. I thought our flight to 

LA was 2 days away and wondered what time it was at. I opened the email at 10:30 at nite to see 

my flight was the next day at 10:30 am! We were 5 plus hours away and I was laying in my tent icing my knee with 2 sleeping angels. 

I Ariesed it. Lol. Starting packing and gently limping my things through the jungle...People started joining in... Maybe 7 people joined in carrying all of my things to the front where we caught a cab. I returned the camp gear and held 2 babies on my chest for a 4 hr bumpy van ride to San Jose. We arrived at sunrise and made our flight. To the sisters who tied the dream catcher bracelet on my wrist as I left the festival it just broke so that cycle has been completed. Thank you for the witchy rad ending/new beginning.

I also got to chill with Andrea Price Yoga who is amazing! There was so much joy and beauty here. Naked people of all shapes and sizes! Tribe and great vibes! Envision is Eco friendly and you had to 

bring your own dishes or rent them from the venue! This pleases my earth mama warrior greatly! Composts were everywhere and fresh coconuts for the sipping. If you get a chance to get to the Envision Festival in this life it's an OG recommend.

Loving you! 


P.s I will answer any questions about this on insta! Hit me up! Xo

P.s yes I did consider staying but my soul has unfinished business in the US right now! Pura vida in my H

Spirit POP for Spring

Infinite Source Schedule 

April/May - Spirit POP

Fresno April 2- Todd Beamer Park

Oakland April 3- First Fridays w/ turf inc

San Francisco-April 4 hosted by Yoga Girl

Napa- Revolution Yoga April 8 hosted by yoga girl


 Yoga Pearl

 April 10 hosted by yoga girl

Seattle Bala yoga April 11 hosted by yoga girl 


bala yoga

 April 17-19 infinite weekend! 

Vancouver -

Dharma Yoga Vancouver 

 April 27 & 28

Sacramento -

Solfire Yoga

San Francisco- TBA asap

To book California email srimklimsrim@gmail.com


Spirit Rise-HAWAII


June 7-13th 2015

 7 day Beach


infinite Source Activation retreat for spirit ascension


Email srimklimsrim@gmail.com

To discuss!

JULY/AUGUST Midwest and east coast

Spirit Rise

 TOUR (!!!) 

Las Vegas-

The Grateful Yogi

Idaho-Deets soon

Ohio- deets soon 


Mamas Wellness Joint

New Jersey- July 30-august 3 

Return To Roots Gathering

New Jersey- details soon

Email to book your studio!


September - secret! Coming soon!!


Edmonton Canada It's time to Bloom festival 

November- Infinite Source Yoga immersion and TT Indonesia! See post below!

December- Infinite Source retreat with kaypacha! BALI! 

Spirit Pop Tour

We are on a spirit led pop up tour!


After 4 cities with Rachel Brathen, headlining her happiness tour, (dope spirit, thank u)  teaching SOLD OUT infinite source yoga classes in 

SF,Napa, Portland and Seattle

We are now teaching in Seattle this weekend (april17-19) at 

Bala Yoga

Including my birthday party on Sunday from 1:30-4:15

Therapeutic Inversions 

With myofascial release! 

Sending love and energy to your freedom and grace.





My Birth Story

Namaste beautiful angels of love light and ascension!
Its been almost a year since I activated myself to write. I have been in a deep mediation about my usefulness in this world. I delivered my second baby at home in water in what I like to call a "sovereign" pregnancy and birth. This means that for me, consciousness in birth isn't quite up to par with my own consciousness so spirit and I needed to be left alone so that we could meditate the baby down without any hassle or unnecessary intervention. For me, even an extra voice in the space was too much. In my astrological chart it says that I am a direct connection to the source, a wild stallion that is looking to be accepted into society for the purpose of healing the planet and shedding light on darkness. 
that is a big responsibility but I am feeling quite capable of doing this on a small scale after delivering my 10.6 pound baby with only my partner present. During the pregnancy I was MISERABLE. She was SO BIG and pressing on my pubic bone very intensely. I kid you not, I slept only a few hours for 9 months. I remember limping to the bucket we kept upstairs in our treehouse so i wouldn't have to go outside to pee in the night. I remember this limping & pain several times a night. I begged spirit to bring the baby at least 100 times a day for over 2 months. You see, I didn't have a due date because I didn't see a doctor, so we had NO CLUE when she would come! It was the most TRUST i have ever had to muster. I was putting my total trust in the universe & myself. I had just had a baby 9 months before my second pregnancy and the birth didn't go down the way I had visualized. I won't go into specifics (long story too)  but lets just say when I became pregnant the second time my intuition to "do it" alone was CLEAR AND STRONG.  I stayed home in nature for most of the pregnancy. I did A LOT of pranayama and its safe to say the entire pregnancy was a deep meditation and practice of patience and trust. 

So I prayed to the great spirit for spiritual ecstasy, family bliss, &  a healthy happy home birth. It was all that and more. On April 2 2013 at 4 am I felt the tingles of electric energy surging through my body, it was subtle but I new it wasn't anything I had ever felt. At 6 am a white light "hit" my third eye then pushed down to my yoni and BOOM my water broke! The most surprising part of my labor was the falling asleep. I would sit down in this white comfy chair we have upstairs and fall asleep. I would wake up and stand up and circle my hips around and around and around & as I felt GOD surging through me, opening up my insides so that this beautiful being could come down and be with us. After the contraction I would fall asleep. BEST GIFT FROM SPIRIT THIS SLEEPING. I wonder if more wombyn stayed home uninterrupted from the process by machines and midwives if they too would get to pass out between contractions. At around 7 am (i think) I stepped into our birthing pool 100% based on desire. I had no idea if it was even "time". Spirit said "if you desire it, trust it". When I stepped in the water the gongs went off on the playlist I had turned on and Rara Avis began to OM. I felt it was an initiation. Inside the tub there was that little bit of hell where I felt like a rat in a cage and I told drew we weren't doing this again. Looking back I believe that was transition. I felt up inside me and could feel its head. I asked spirit to take care of me. I asked drew to hold my yoni so I wouldn't tear like last time. When I launched my arms over the edge of the tub so I could be on my front it felt like I was running a marathon. My arms weighed a thousand pounds. So much energy was in the space. So much of something we cannot see, bearing down on me, shaking the shit outta me, shaking the fear out so that bliss could arrive. I knew I had to "take" one more surge of energy through my body to open up enough so I wouldn't tear. Some women have to push, not me, I have to hold the baby in and take the "energy" so I can open up. Then all of a sudden she was here. At 7:42 am she floated up with her arms outstretched. She looked like Christ. She came up and I just intuitively and very softly pulled a little liquid out of her nose with my mouth. Like a mamma bird. Then she breathed in. No cry. just starred up at us and started to nurse. Our best friend Anna was downstairs with Satya and she brought her up and Sati got in the tub. 3 hours and 42 minutes from start to finish Thank YOU JESUS! lol! 

I ate my placenta half raw in smoothies and half dehydrated into capsules. I also had plant medicine during the birth and for the after pains. We used angelicas herb to help my placenta release. Eight days later her name came to us which means the purest most powerful goddess. 


She is 10 months old now and has been walking for a month. When she was born I knew she was going to help teach the wombyn of the world and I know that she didn't need a midwife because we were meant to do it alone. The best part of the entire experience is HAVING HER IN MY LIFE. She is the kindest, sweetest most chill baby on the planet. She is smarter than anyone I have ever known and cares about everyone present. SHE IS STRONG AS FUCK! lol! Sometimes we call her Bhavzilla cuz she doesn't know her own strength. The birth was just her epic beginning and spirit has said ALL wombyn who desire birth alone can have it. Its has to do with your mind and the destiny of your baby. So listening carefully inward and meditation is the number one way to connect with your ecstatic and most high birth experience. UNIQUE TO YOU. 

I want to share this amazing experience with anyone who wants to listen so think of me for your blogs, interview shows & anything else you are doing to help raise the vibrations and de-programme the people. I am here to serve! 



btw... the DMT that dumps into your brain at the beginning of labor is better that ANY drug they could offer at the hospital. I wish all wombyn knew that. 



2013 teaching schedule

Teaching Schedule for the remainder of 2013

December 2 & 9

9 am at YOGA DESA in Topanga CA

December 4th & 11th 

7:30-9 at Exhale Center for Sacred Movement in Venice CA


sunday Dec 8th my inversion playshop at Yoga Desa from 2-4:30

please sign up!

email srimklimsrim@gmail.com to secure your $35 price. Otherwise its $50 at the door. 

Happy Holy Days! Hope you get some hang time!


Infinite Source

Thailand Yoga Teacher Training

And Deepening Your Practice Retreat


Ashley Albrand 

April 1-21 2014




Join Ashley Albrand 

लव इस आल तेरे इस 

assisted by Anna Vittoria


music by Drew Broadrick

for a 21 day journey into consciousness and bliss on a private beach in Thailand.

This training will certify you a 200 hour yoga teacher if you choose to use it in that way. 

Sample Day

6 am Meditation and Pranayama

7 am tea

7:30 Asana

9 Breakfast

10 Training

12 lunch

1:30-6 Training/sadhana/adventures

6:30 Dinner

7:30-8:30 evening ceremonies

(if you come on the training as a retreat your sample day might include less study and more relaxation. There will be many ways to spend time in paradise)

Much of our sadhana will be in nature. We will also have a yoga palapa on the water!!! I cannot tell you how much this pleases me. Drew will be offering his beautiful music and the children will be with us much of the time. Families are welcome on this teacher training and we can work out a special deal for you with

Paul and Pearl

so that we can enjoy much of the experience together.

TRAVEL : You must fly into Bangkok and then travel to Ranong by bus or plane. Then travel to Koh Phayam by ferry. our loving assisant Jamie will help with travel plans. 

To apply for this teacher training please do the following 4 actions~ 


Email me! Tell me a little bit about you and why you want to come with us! Its a basic screening process and I like to start learning about you. email me at


step 2:

Deposit $500 or if you are signing up after Feb 15 please deposit 1,000. 

step 3:

book your travel ticket flying into Bangkok. I recommend arriving a few days early to Thailand so your body can adjust to the time difference. First day of training we will have a full schedule.

You can stay a couple days before the training starts complimentary of Infinite Source & Paul and Pearls. We want you to begin your journey rested.

step 4:

purchase the recommended reading and begin your study if able. 

My training is $2,508 and is all inclusive excluding travel. This includes a $100 processing and materials fee.


MODULE 1 APRIL 1-10 $1500 package price!

MODULE 2 APRIL 11-21 $1500 Package Price! 

GET $250 off for YOU AND A FRIEND! 

That brings your module price to only $1250

I recommend module 1 for newer yogis and module 2 for yogis with more experience. 

I look forward to serving you and facilitating your experience of self and bliss on planet earth. 




your aries fire starter 

shakti mama 




bungalow options

shared bunglaow $2,508.00 USD

single bungalow $3,008.00 USD

shared after deposit $2,008.00 USD

Watch my amateur attempt at a "commercial" for this training. Filmed next to a raging jungle waterfall by sealua.com THIS could BE YOU!

JUST ADDED! BRING A FRIEND AND BOTH OF YOU TAKE $250 OFF YOUR 10 DAY RETREAT! This brings your 10 days in Thailand with Ashley to only $1250 and includes all meals and your beautiful bungalow.

so much love!!

Friend Discount

Module 1 or 2 $1,500.00 USD

Bring a friend! $1,250.00 USD